Approaching the front "gate" - we see another guards Chevy on top of a hill.  This shot was taking from inside our SUV on the approach.

Here's a close-up of the Chevy on top of the hill.  They kept a good eye on us the whole time.

This is the front "gate" (right-hand-side).  Ok - there's no actual gate but bugger me if I'm going to go any further beyond those orange posts.
If only I had some Vodka & RedBull with me..

The front "gate" (left-hand-side).  It would be so easy to just keep going.  If only that sniper rifle wasn't trained on my ass!

A close up of those signs. Yeah yeah.. we get it.. Jeesh!  Talk about unwelcome - have they ever heard of being service orientated - you know - putting the customer first??!

OK - setting the scenario..
We're half way up a hill adjoining the one the guards in the Chevy are on.  Don't ask why - it seemed a good idea at the time.
Ooo - look - another warning sign..  These guys need a 2-day seminar on customer relations me thinks.
The caption that comes to mind is:
   "Wil empowers UK Ufologists".  My team mates back at work will get this one!

At the top of the hill we were climbing was a listening device - rather nice looking I thought and I said so there and then.  Wonder if they heard?

We taunt the gaurds by "almost" trespassing on restricted land!

"You put one foot in.."
"And one foot out.."
"in.. out.. and you taunt the guards around" :)

A guard stands outside the Chevy aiming a laser device at me.  I saw a red dot on my chest.
Probably one of those dodgey laser pens they picked up in Amsterdam.  What else is there to do there??! :)

Looking down on our tour party - we didn't realize we'd went that far up the hill.
All in the spirit of ufology!